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Kaiser and Commissioner tee off the proceedings in their rookie quarrel.

They grow up so fast.

The quarrel was almost derailed when Kaiser had a Vietnam flashback.

Commissioner moves in for the kill.

The Gee Cue is a bright smile and a firm handshake.

Mark "Kaiser" Crawford, everybody. Lets hear it for him.

Once more unto the breach for Cossack and Doctor.

"This must be what the Somme was like," is not a common mid-quarrel
thought for a successful grappler. Bear that in mind, Doctor.

Cossack displaying his elusive carotid artery.

Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but slipperiness comes directly
before me getting choked the eff out.

See?

"Hoo."

This, in the rarefied air of Gee Cue Six, is the face of victory.

Like King Kong carried to the American shores in chains, we picked up
Animal from the airport, gagged and blidfolded him,
drove him around in the back of a van for a few hours, and deposited
him disoriented and feral onto the quarrelsome fields.

Look at Famoso Brazo. Look how happy he is. Let it never be forgotten
that the GQ, at the end of the day, is about feelings.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Crawfords.
